Frozone
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Frozone (Lucius Best) is voiced by Samuel L. Jackson.
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Lucius: Honey? Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Honey: I, uh, put it away.
Lucius: Where?
Honey: Why do you need to know?
(helicopter explodes outside)
Lucius: I need it!
(Lucius rummages through another room in his condo)
Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
Lucius: (Bob and Lucius are sitting in a parked car, reminiscing) So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I manage to find cover and what does Baron von Ruthless do?
Bob: (laughing) He starts monologuing.
Lucius: He starts monologuing! He starts like, this prepared speech about how *feeble* I am compared to him, how inevitable my defeat is, how the world will soon be his, yadda yadda yadda.
Bob: Yammering.
Lucius: Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!
(doorbell rings)
Jack Jack Parr: Hello?
Bob: Quick, get the door
Dash: (answers door) Hey, Lucius!
Lucius: Hey, Speedo, Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack.
Dash: (with mouth full of water) Hey, Lucius!
(spits it out)
Lucius: Whoah! (jumps and freezes water then catches it) Ha!
Dash: Aww, I like it when it shatters.
Bob: Let's go.
Helen: Where are you going?
Bob: It's Wednesday.
Helen: Oh, Bowling Night, say hello to Honey for me, Lucius.
Lucius: Will do, goodnight Helen... goodnight, kids!
Lucius: We look like bad guys. Incompetent bad guys!
(Bob and Lucius are rescuing people from a burning building)
Bob: Can't you put this out?
Lucius: I can't lay down a layer thick enough. It's evaporating too fast.
Bob: What's that mean?
Lucius: It means it's hot! And I'm dehydrated, Bob!
Bob: You mean you've run out of ice? You can't run out of ice. I thought you could use the water in the air.
Lucius: There is no water in the air! What's your excuse, run out of muscle?
Bob: I can't just go smashing through walls. This building's getting weaker by the second. It's going to come down on top of us.
Lucius: I wanted to go bowling!
Bob: Want to catch a robber?
Lucius: No. To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing... just to shake things up?
Lucius: Superladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret identity. Think it'll strengthen the relationship, or something like that.